Crazy Backwards Alleycat, DC, 23 Apr 2005


the race consisted of 13 interactive checkpoints you had to go to in backwards order. checkpoint challenges included playing pachinko, a food eating contest, keirin racing around logan circle, sumo thumb wrestling in adult diapers, folding oragami, writing a haiku, eating wasabi, drinking sake, transfering grapes from one bowl to another with chopsticks, singing karaoke, and more. there was also a bonus manifest of stuff to bring to the finish like a japanese beer, an asian pear, a photo of yourself wearing underwear, and proof of purchase from a vending machine. naturally, the race started with a group game of rock, paper, sissors to get your manifest.

results:

-furthest travelled: jacob from denver
-dfl: hillary - 140.6 pts
-chopstick champion: heather - 30 grapes in 30 seconds!
-pachinko master: spencer/heather - both managed to break the bank and had to be kicked off the machine so others could play
-fastest keirin lap: jason - 34 seconds
-biggest eater: will/matt - both managed 10 cracker/peanut butter sandwiches (you couldnt drink anything or use your hands to eat the crackers)
-karaoke champ: lola - 25.7 (out of a possible 30)
-best costume, female: lola - dressed as an anime warrior
-best costume, male: bryn - i don't know what he was supposed to be, but he looked really hot in his white short shorts
-top out of town: mike from baltimore
-5th male: dan gee - 332.8 pts
-4th male: bryn - 357.3 pts
-3rd female: heather - 314.3 pts
-3rd male: joe coleman - 362.5 pts
-2nd female: meredith - 323.7 pts
-2nd male: zach - 365.7 pts
-1st female: lola - 337.7 pts
-1st male: bruce "lee" beran - 439.5 pts

prizes from:
reload bags, zen rambler bags (japan), bailey bags, bagjack bags, pac-bags, chrome bags, cycle depot (japan), messenger kaze (japan), puma, phil wood, ahearne cycles, hypnotic designs, zoic, panaracer, cat-eye, and endless bikes. also thanks to bruce for donating 3 team japan soccer jerseys, and rk from courier in tokyo who sent tons of super cool j-style doo-dads and kizmos like hello kitty toilet paper and pokeman candy. THANK YOU!

full results eventually...
sayonara mutherfukers!
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az/dc