What's the Vibrator? Well, it was a very successful 2nd annual check point/poker hand, off road messenger race and party here in King County, Washington State. Thank you Seattle, Zoo Bomb and other Portland Bikers for representing. We had 37 Racers, countless all night partiers and campers and raised $1,000 for the B.M.E.F. Jean, the check is in the mail!
What's a Zoo Bomb? My understanding was that Zoo Bombers ride little bikes down big hills..... Come to find out that they are some sort of traveling bicycle circus with there own 1970's school bus, MC, live music, dance team and so much more. Thank you Sprockets for the dance moves and scrubbing the dirty, dirty bikes! Thank you to the east coast Zoo Bombers that showed up. Not so much down hilling, but you got a Dirt Bomb right?
Special thanks to Robert Ortega, Irving Arzeta, the Vashon Island Sportsman's Club and all of the sponsors! (There are more people to thank, sorry to leave you out.....this isn't the f*cking Oscars you know)
Extra special notice goes to the ladies who all proved they can listen, follow the rules, navigate the course and finish with completed manifests!
I don't know why we wouldn't do this again next year, we'll keep you posted.
Vibrator '04 final results
37 Bikers, 1 Quick & Hilly Totally Off Road Course
Men:
Racer, aka, Time, Hand
1 Craig Etheridge, Rocket, 26 min, A,Q,8,6,2
2 Brandon Lockwood, Big Daddy, 27.30 min, 9,8,7,5,4
3 Jeremy Nash, J.R., 26.15 min, A,A,10,8,6
4 Jason Calderwood, Squirrell, 30 min (tie), 10,9,5,4,4
5 Rob Kittilson, Bobby Bellevue, 30 min (tie), 8,8,7,4,3
6 William Johnson, 26, 30.30 min, J,J,J,10,6
7 Peter Schaible, Pete, 30.45 min, 10,7,6,3,2
8 Kevin Dollitt, 32 min, A,J,10,6,3
9 Frank Feetham, Fraunk, 32.45 min, K,10,10,9,2
10 Russ White, Lightning, 33.45 min, J,J,J,9,9
11 Matt Messenger, Messmann, 34.30 min, J,J,10,7,6
12 Matt Collins, Morris Post, 35 min, A,A,K,10,2
13 Joe Wuollet, 35.30 min, Q,Q,5,4,2
14 Todd McMeen, Todd, 37 min, A,A,Q,10,9
15 Ali, 37.15 min, J,J,10,8,8
16 Dylan Canfield, Bill, 37.30 min, Q,9,8,6,3
17 Victor Van Epps, Victory, 41 min, J,10,5,5,3
18 Atom Lorge, Vanilla, 52.15 min, 7,7,6,4,4
19 Rev. Phil, 1 hr 31 min, K,K,Q,9,4
Women:
1 Christine Pacheco, 28.30 min, K,J,J,9,5
2 Kristin Smith, 30.45 min, A,9,6,5,3
3 Lara Thoreson, Blings, 32.30 min, Q,10,9,3,2
4 Ryan Staples, Stallion, 34.20 min, A,K,10,9,6
5 Caley Janse, Celebrity Justice, 45 min (tie), J,7,7,5,3
6 Tracy Taylor, 45 min (tie), K,K,K,9,4
7 Maria Arcorace, MAC, 46.30 min, A,A,K,8,6
8 Debi Dameron, 49 min, Q,8,6,6,3
Best Hand:
Russ, White Lightning, J,J,J,9,9
Best Fixie:
Matt Collins, Morris Post, A,A,K,10,2
Best Single Speed:
Brandon Lockwood, Big Daddy, 9,8,7,5,4
Dead F*cking Last (D.F.L.):
Rev. Phil, K,K,Q,9,4
Disqualified:
Chris Baker/Only 4 Cards
David Wolfendale/Only 3 Cards
Stuart Nielen/Only 3 Cards
Paul Lauriello/Only 3 Cards
Evan Stockdale/Only 3 Cards
Woody Lopez/Only 3 Cards
Byron B./Only 3 Cards
Peter Kreissl/Only 3 Cards
Mike Reilly/Only 3 Cards
Kevin B./ZERO Cards
Cully Stimson/Didn't Start