Main Event:
Olivia Neutron Bomb v. Brick House
Round 1:
The Texas Terror v. Olivia Neutron Bomb
Brick House v. The Racket-teer
Pinky v. Cool Whip
The Mauler v. Clobber Girl
The Crippler v. Beach Basher
Round 2:
Olivia Neutron Bomb v. Brick House
Pinky v. Clobber Girl
Round 3:
Olivia Neutron Bomb v. Clobber Girl
Caped Virgin v. The Crippler
Round 4:
Olivia Neutron Bomb v. Caped Virgin
Elimination Rounds:
Texas Terror v. The Racket-teer
Cool Whip v. The Mauler
Texas Terror v. Brick House
Cool Whip v. Beach Basher
Brick House v. Clobber Girl
Beach Basher v. Pinky
Brick House v. Caped Virgin
Pinky v. The Crippler
Brick House v. Pinky
Well, Jeannette's cat was sick. Really sick. Like thousands of dollars in vet bills sick. So she decided to hold a benefit. Knowing full well that nothing attracts money like half-naked women wrestling in a pool of jello... well, it was kinda obvious what she did next.
4 hours, 11 women, 2 kiddie pools, 75 packets of jello and god knows how much beer later, a victor emerged from the slimy pit on our roof, and claimed their prize - $100 put up by Sean of Spincycle.
And to top it all off, two raffle winners got to take on the wild women of messenger jello wrestling in matches of their very own... Pictures soon, i promise...