CMWC '94, London, England


  • HTML version of the event programme - some format changes, but you get the idea...


    Overall Placings:

    1. Andy Scheider - Per Velo - Koln Randy Andy does it again!
    2. Tom Sauerwein - Per Velo - Freiburg bad luck with punctures and then threw his chain on the final round when lying 30 secs of Andy's wheel, had to run his bike back to the finish - better luck next year!
    3. Malk Saewerts - Express - Berlin see Boris' choice
    4. Fanotto Beitnes - First Bud - Oslo first of 3 Norweigans in top 20
    5. Stefan Koch - Per Rad - Karlsruhe first of 6, yes 6, Per Rad riders in the final
    6. Gavin Minett - Cyclone - London staff eat their words as so-called muppets rule the London roost, Greg gets a big grin of satisfaction
    7. Steve Wilkinson - A-Z - London 2 in the top ten - London pride!
    8. Lars Dechau - Per Velo - Koln
    9. Lars Urban - Sprint - Bremen with a strong optical device he could probably see Steve's back wheel
    10. Joacheir Dissemond - Per Velo - Freiburg
    11. Mike Schafbunder - City Biker - Nurnberg
    12. Jim Siljedahl - Budcyklarna - Malmo
    13. Dreschel Bernd - Die Radler - Stuttgart
    14. Tom Quesnet - Team Smoke - Toronto top-placed North American - good bet for next year!
    15. Odd Kristensen - Raske Gutter - Oslo
    16. Rainer Stobowa - Profi Kurier - Hamburg
    17. Hans Marius Heier - First Bud - Oslo
    18. Bennekow - De Gronne Bude - Copenhagen
    19. Stjepan Klein - Sprint - Bremen
    20. Irma (?) - De Gronne Bude - Copenhagen
    21. Tom Robbach - Profi Kurier
    22. Ivonne Kraft - Per Rad - Karlsruhe watch out guys!
    23. Dirk Brauer - Messenger - Berlin the old git of messenger shows the rest some rubber!
    24. Peter Rehr - Die Kurier - Hamburg
    25. Sunshine - De Gronne Bude
    26. Stringer - Condor - London unfulfilled promise once again
    27. Jean Grubittzsch - Express - Berlin
    28. Brian - Team Glasgow small team made a big impression
    29. Ulf Mohrmann - Die Kurier - Hamburg
    30. Daisy - Choice Old Gits - London old gits rule London!
    31. Lee Harris - Team Manchester see Glasgow
    32. Joe - Beroline Phone Home Tonight International whatever, guy - so DQ me
    33. Andreas - Die Kurier - Hamburg
    34. Lazy Alan - Moving Parcel/Wobbly Cheque Company - London
    35. Toby - Team Spunji - London and he stayed to pull down the course
    36. Marcus Hauer - Per Rad - Karlsruhe
    37. Alber DeCiccio - Frankfurt/Toronto Bike Messenger Association
    38. Fleming - De Gronne Bude
    39. Jason Cook - Creative - London
    40. Simon Barnes - Creative - London who was sucking whose wheel?
    41. Miss R Hoscheu - Citybiker - Koln
    42. Chipps Chippendale - Cyclone - London ringer or a right old git?
    43. Mike Lakse - Transpedal - Munich
    44. Harry Palmer - Team Spunji
    45. Martin Anders - Express - Berlin
    46. Viech Pevonik - Veloce - Vienna
    47. Anne Royne - Berolino Phone Home Tonight International
    48. Peter Meier - Per Rad - Karlsruhe
    49. Dommik Strauss - Per Rad - Karlsruhe awesome performance from the small German city
    50. Jean Paul - Condor do fags, beer and shaved legs really go together?
    51. Crazy Canuck - Actus - Bristol see Glasgow
    52. Hotdog - Greyhound/Yellow Jersey - London
    53. George Schulte - MTB Velo - Munster
    54. Felix Remm - Die Radler - Stuttgart
    55. Jens Gas - De Gronne Bude
    56. Marke Marossek - Express - Berlin
    57. Kevin the Ginger Ninja - Churchill Slapper - London Kev, we never doubted you!
    58. Ron Freeman - Messenger - Berlin was someone riding on Ron's number...?
    59. Axel Kralik - City Biker
    60. Rudiger Kaatz - Sprint - Bremen
    61. Jamjar - Condor
    62. Andreas Vossi - Messenger - Berlin
    63. Mike - Pegasus - London
    64. Manuel Seyfert - Messenger - Leipzig
    65. Bettina - Running Gags not many men on Bettina's wheel were laughing
    66. Jenne Dressler - Messenger - Berlin
    67. Lorenz Keller - Velo Kurier
    68. Lotto - De Gronne Bude
    69. Katharine - Running Gags
    70. Erik "Sure King" Zones - Moving Target/MBi Old Gits International top placed U.S. rider is an old git!
    71. Maud Eisberg - Hermes - Vienna
    72. Ruthild Wilms - Pedalero - Wuppertal
    73. Rosa Brown - Team Ross 66 - Toronto
    74. Jan Stubach - Per Rad - Karlsruhe
    75. Mons Smellstrom - Budcyklarna
    76. Tom Freidi - Velo Kurier - Bern what about the rest of the swiss?

    Female Individual Rankings:

    1. Ivonne Kraft - Per Rad - Karlsruhe the Champion!
    2. Miss R. Hoscheu - City Bike - Koln
    3. Anne Royne - Berolino Phone Home Tonight International
    4. Bettina - Running Gags
    5. Lotto - De Gronne Bude
    6. Katharine - Running Gags
    7. Maud Eisberg - Hermes - Vienna
    8. Rutthild Wilms - Pedalero - Wuppertal
    9. Rosa Brown - Team Ross 66 - Toronto

    Team Placings:

    1. Per Rad - Karlsruhe 6 in the final, 2 in the top 25, totally smokin!
    2. Per Velo - Koln with 2 in the top 10 they can count themselves unlucky
    3. Express - Berlin showing that Berliners can ride their bikes as well as they smoke dope
    4. De Gronne Bude - Copenhagen with better team selection they could have won the team prize hands down. Unbeatable on spirit and commitment.
    5. De Gronne Bude II
    6. First Bud - Oslo good result for all the Scandinavians
    7. Sprint - Bremen allright, so you beat London in the team competition - but only just!
    8. Team Condor - London must try harder
    9. Cyclone - London definitely not muppet, OK?
    10. Der Kurier - Hamburg completes a North European clean sweep of the top ten.
    11. messenger - Berlin maybe next year...
    12. Express II - Berlin
    13. City Biker - Nurnberg
    14. Team Spunji pick-up team kick some arse
    15. Creative Couriers but are they safe from the dreaded tin-tack Jeff?
    16. Berlino Phone Home Tonight International top placed international team
    17. Budcyklarna - Malmo
    18. A-Z - London
    19. Die Radler - Stuttgart
    20. Team Smoke - Toronto the top North American team by streets - go, Toronto, go!
    21. Raske Gutter - Norway
    22. Profi Kurier II - Hamburg shurely some mistake on the team selection...
    23. Per Rad II - Karlsruhe
    24. Profi Kurier I - Hamburg whoops!
    25. messenger II - Berlin
    26. Die Kurier II - Hamburg
    27. Choice Accountancy Old Gits - London old gits rule or what?
    28. Moving Parcel/Wobbly Cheque Company - London bribery and massive corruption, surely...?
    29. De Gronne Bude III awesome.
    30. Team Manchester Madchester rides with style into the top 30
    31. Frankfurt/Toronto Bike Messenger Association bag luck, Albert, but can you tell me where I'm sleeping next year?
    32. Velo Kurier - Bern
    33. Actus - Bristol beat a lot of London teams.
    34. Veloce - Vienna
    35. Running Gags - Berlin and they stayed to pull down the barriers. frightening.
    36. MTB Velo - Munster
    37. Die Funk Piloten - Hamburg
    38. Transpedal - Munich
    39. Yellow Jersey/Greyhound - London geezers
    40. Churchill Slappers - London some slap that was, eh?
    41. Sprint Kurier - Bielefeld
    42. messenger - Leipzig
    43. Hermes - Vienna cool company, good result
    44. De Gronne Bude the Vikings invade big time
    45. Moving Target/Mbi Old Gits International of course, if Buffalo Bill had been riding...
    46. Team Ross 66 - Toronto and where is New York, San Francisco, DC, eh?
    47. Pedalero - Wuppertal
    48. Pegasus - London makes it 8 London teams in the top 50, yah boo sucks to everybody else!
    49. City Biker - Koln
    50. messenger donkeys get a haircut

    Most Spirited Competitors:

    1. Pete "Nine Oh" - Team Smoke - Toronto carried on working long after Moving Target was lying in the gutter begging for deliverance
    2. Hans Henrik Agger - De Gronne Bude - Copenhagen without this man there would have been no final and Boris would almost certainly have been skewered with a sharpened spoke
    3. Megan - SFBMA 'cos she was putting out barriers in the rain, on an empty stomach whilst most of the men were busy shaving their legs or something important like that.

    Race Captain's Choice:

    Maik Saewerts - Express - Berlin the coolest messenger in the top 3

    Best Dressed Messenger:

    John Chang - Swift Despatch - Liverpool

    Pashley Sandwich Classic Freight Bike Race:

    Erik "Sure King" Zones - Moving Target/MBi Old Gits International split the race into bits. class ride

    Best Dressed Bike:

    Inspector Gadget - Team Spunji - London good job someone from London won something

    Smokin Tyre Sprints:

    1= Velocity - London/First Bud - Oslo result not final - wait til next year...

    Most Drunk Competitor:

    1= Stu - Team Ross 66 - Toronto/Angus Watson - Creative - London split decision. lots of quality opposition in this one but these two win on style decider - Stu for apparently being able to sleep anywhere and Angus for not seeming to need any sleep all weekend and still knocking out the dockets on Monday morning

    Moving Target Unofficial Results:

    Buffalo Bill's Special Top Messenger Style Awards: Ash & 696 of the SFBMA for stopping for proj during their race and then going for a beer with parcels on board, Horse of London Slackers Internationalfor stopping for cappucino twice during his heat, Erik Zones for riding the finals with Tennent's Super and a fag on board - true messenger stylists all
    Bent Wheel Entertainment Prize: Tom of Team Smoke & Joe of Berolino Phone Home Tonight International for showing everybody that smilin' makes you go faster & keeping the kids in Mount Pleasant amused - they miss you already, Tom
    Unofficial Disqualification: City Biker - Koln penalized for general time wasting & pissing off the Race Captain
    Unofficial Team Prize: Team Spunji - London SD rejects who couldn't get a ride with SD but beat the official SD teams. also respect to Inspector Gadget for being the only official London winner and getting his fixed gear onto the car
    Cor, Where Did You Get That Bike, You Posy Bastard Prize: DC Steve & the Spectrum - Team Yard Sale not nearly as nice as the one you had last year, Steve
    Most Changed Man of CMWC '94: Angus Watson - Creative - London led Rahmatullah of Team Stinger, Afghanistan around the course when he got lost
    Most Gobsmacking Finalist: Kevin the Ginger Ninja - Churchill Slappers - London we are still talking about it at Panther House; awesome ride, mate
    Person Woken Up Most & Earliest By Buffalo "what time is it there?" Bill In The Run Up To CMWC '94: Red Nic sorry, man
    Most Jammy Rider of CMWC '94: Andy of Berolino Phone Home Tonight International who got a new job with a $2000 bike and full Gore Tex equipment thrown in - jammy c***
    Best Excuse for Not Attending CMWC: Owen of London & City broke his little toe on his front door whilst trying to break into his own flat in the nude at 4am. Honestly. Stop him and ask him to show you the scars (if he hasn't shown them to you already)
    Best Barmaid: Anne Royne, Biggest Pain in the Arse of CMWC '94: Jens Gas, Most Combative Rider: Sunshine, Product Placement Award: Achim Beyer, Most Patient Team: Kreuz & Quer, Most Silly Name: Odd Kristensen of Raske Gutter, Favourite Team: Berolino Phone Home Tonight International, Best Face Plant: Barbie - Team Yard Sale, Most Pissed Off Rider: Albert Deciccio - Toronto/Frankfurt Bike Messengers Association whoops!, Most Awesome Ride: Ivonne Kraft, Most Decent Geezer: The rider with the CCCP top. a real gent. I never did get your name. phew! that's the results done - now I can sleep!